1. Have you aligned your chakras today?
2. Which NYC-based social media series is more addictive: Subway Takes or Are You Okay?
3. Now that Brent Faiyaz is healed on Icon, who will inherit the throne of toxic R&B?
4. After almost four years of impatiently waiting, do you even remember where P-Valley left off?
5. Is Durand Bernarr officially 2026’s meme king?
6. And is Youngboy Never Broke Again this year’s top dawg of rap feature verses?
7. Don’t you kinda want The Vaneverse’s viral AI song “He Dead” to play at your funeral for laughs… or are you normal?
8. Speaking of AI, why are those ratchet fruit drama videos so disturbing—yet impossible to turn away from?
9. We’ve seen enough: Can we just say eff the rules and make New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani eligible to run for U.S. president?
10. J. Cole has always had bars, but did he secretly get a vocal coach for The Fall-Off?
11. With Jordyn Woods, Coco Jones, GloRilla, and Ella Mai all boo’d up with ballers, is it time to reboot Basketball Wives?
12. Remember Clubhouse? All those pandemic-era debates…
13. iShowSpeed has been everywhere — is the moon next?
14. After Iceman, is it time for Drake to go vegan and leave beef alone?
15. Michael was dope, but can we get a Prince biopic next?
16. If Dave Chappelle moves forward with reviving Chappelle’s Show, can he, for Chrissake, drop the trans jokes?
17. When did “big areola R&B” become a music subgenre?
18. Don’t you miss the days when the Strait of Hormuz wasn’t a household name?
19. Isn’t it time we had a 401(k) specifically for festival and concert tickets?
20. Did you miss VIBE in print as much as we missed you?
Bonus Questions:
Is cancel culture really ready for the Wayans Brothers’ wild return for Scary Movie 6?
Aside from Druski, is anyone making stickier social media content than Joshua Neal?
